Is iced coffee season over? (Say it’s not so)
@warmhealer
me, charging any random cat i see: cat!!!!
cat: *fucking books it*
me, hulk voice: FRIEND STAY
I’m turning the cashier-customer relationship on its head. Now I am the one that repeatedly makes stupid jokes that nobody finds funny. Now they are the ones who have to awkwardly laugh.
Things’s you’ll get used to thinking as a Cashier/Retail worked
- What a bitch
- Fuck this person
- Fuck
- Fuck me
- Fuck this
- Why am I here?
- The human race disappoints me
- Please shower.
- Ew.
- Is this your idea of presentable?
- Stop flirting….Please stop flirting…PLEASE.
- I’m old enough to be your grandchild.
- What time is it?….Fuck.
- I’m in literal hell right now.
- How are people this dumb?
- We really need to put up arrows that guide customers to the bathroom.
- How does a human like you even exist? How do you function in the real world?
- Banana’s = 4011
- I. DON’T. CONTROL. THE. PRICES. OF. THE. STORE.
Stop this “work hard” bullshit. You deserve free time, you deserve sleep and you deserve mental health. You deserve to procrastinate and you deserve to have your hobbies. You deserve it. You need it. No one should work & study all the time.
you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?
😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.
my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic
Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.
He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again
